Aubrey(4) is yelling at me from the bathroom:MOMMA, MOMMA I NEED TOILET PAPER!
I walked out to the garage and grabbed a roll and was walking to the bathroom as she yelled, “MOMMA, WILL YOU BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER SO I DON’T HAVE TO WIPE WITH THE TOWEL?”
Me:*Blank stare* Aubrey, have you wiped with a towel before?
Aubrey: Hee-hee, maybe last week.
Good God in heaven– time to do laundry.