This morning my mom was feeding Sadie (4 months) a bottle, and holding Emma (2 yrs) in her lap while she talked on the phone to my sister (*27 and holding). Aubrey (4) walked up to her and asked my mom to get something for her. My mom looked at Aubrey and said, exasperated, “I’ve only got two hands, Aubrey!” Aubrey said, “Oh, you’re not an octopus?”
*I would like to publicly apologize to my sister for rounding up. As a woman I should have known better, you always round DOWN when dealing with matters of weight and age. Sorry.