I went to the library yesterday to stock up on children’s books for Spring Break. While I was there I grabbed a handful of different free parenting magazines, to do a little research for my own writing projects.
This morning while flipping through one of them I saw an ad that read, “Does your child have difficulty following oral directions?” Of course, it immediately caught my eye.
“Why yes,” I thought, “they do!”
Upon further inspection of the advertisement I realized that it was for children with actual HEARING problems and not, as I had hoped, a self-help class on how to make your children listen to you. What a tease.