After a long day of swimming and playing everyone was fast asleep in the hotel room except for Aubrey (4), my mother and myself. I had on my nightgown and Aubrey commented that I had “big, big boobies.” Nothing like stating the obvious.
Me: Do you have big boobies?
Aubrey: No, I have little tiny ones.
Me: How about Shuggie, does she have big ones or tiny ones?
Aubrey: She has big boobies…and old ones.