Emma and Aubrey are typical sisters. They love each other and on occasion they HATE each other. They have a tendency to get a little WWF from time to time and want to “wrassle” one another. It’s usually fine ’til one of them has had enough then the smack down really begins. One is playing and laughing and the other will be mad as a hornet and D-O-N-E!
A few days ago the girls were playing in the garage and Emma did something that didn’t meet with Aubrey’s approval, I have NO idea what because I was eating dinner. But I heard a “WHACK” then a scream, and Emma came running into the kitchen crying that “Aub-a-rey hit me, Momma!”
Me: I’m sorry, baby. Come here and let Mommy kiss it.
Emma: (Climbs into my lap.) She hut me Momma! (hurt)
Me: I know! You want me to throw her in the trash can? (Look, I’ve never done it, but they think it’s funny to talk about.,,)
Emma: (cries harder) NOOOOO, don’t frow her in da prash can, Momma…I WUB HER!!
Me: OH, honey, she hit you and you still love her?
Emma: Yeah, don’t frow her in da prash, just pank her Momma.
I can guarantee you, had the tables been turned, Aubrey would have voted for the trash can!