Lordy Mercy. I shoulda’ known when the hubster and I planned on watching a movie after the kids went to bed last night that the kids WOULDN’T go to bed. We played Whack-a-Mole for about two hours…get one down, sit down to watch the movie, another POPS up, repeat about 100 times.
At some point I went to put Sadie’s pacifier back in her mouth and noticed the light in the “big girls” room was on…AGAIN. I opened the door to turn off the light, and saw Aubrey lying in the bed while Emma did a VERY John-Travolta-Saturday-Night-Fever-dance on her NIGHT TABLE!
Me: NO MA’AM! You do NOT stand on the furniture, OR turn on the light, Get in the bed NOW! And go to sleep. This was your great-grandmother’s furniture and I don’t want you to get hurt climbing on it OR break something! Do you understand?
Emma: I sobby Momma. I lub to dance on the table.
Um, yes. We ALL know. And I’m PRETTY sure my grandmother just rolled over.