I walked back into the bathroom to get Aubrey and Emma out and in their pajamas. I came around the corner, just in time to see Aubrey propped up and hogging the en-tire bathtub, with Emma cramped up in one corner. Aubrey stuck her big toe out of the water in Emma’s face and said, “Here’s your lollipop…”
And yes, Emma leaned right on over and sucked on her sister’s big toe.
Me: Aubrey, where did you learn that?
Aubrey: Uh, um Aunt B when she was here…
Aunt B who is CONVENIENTLY not answering her phone….hmmm. Innerstin‘.
UPDATE: I called B to let her clear her good name. After hearing the above story her response started with, “WELLLLLL…”