After dinner tonight Aubrey (5) and Emma (3) were in the garage with their Daddy. Aubrey was eating a popsicle and Emma came running inside to tell Shuggie (her grandmother), “I axed Daddy for a popsicle and him said no!”
Shuggie: WHAT? Am I going to have to spank him?
Emma: Wellll, him’s not a bad boy. Him just won’t give me a popsicle.
Shuggie regulated. Emma got said popsicle.