At bedtime tonight I was trying to listen to Emma tell a story, while Aubrey made miscellaneous background noises.
Emma: Eh-body BE quiet! You hear my boice? BE QUI-ET!
Aubrey continued to make random sounds.
Me: Aubrey you are too loud, I can’t hear Emma’s story.
Aubrey: Ack-shully…it’s my iguana.
FYI, we don’t have any pets.