I was sitting on the couch surfing channels when Emma ran up to me with a sweet potato in her hands and yelled, “Wook what I can do, Momma!” She sat on the floor and picked the sweet potato up with her feet. “WOOK! I can hold a feet patata wis my peet!”
Me: Wow, yes you can.
Emma ran into the kitchen to repeat her performance for Shuggie. (Note: I am sitting on the couch, Shuggie is in the kitchen. Hallelujah.)
Shuggie: (Laughs.) Oh I see! You can hold it with your feet…
Emma ran back into the den to show Aubrey her new trick.
Emma: Wook Sissy! I can hold a feet patata wis my peet!
Aubrey: WITH your butt??!!!
Emma: NO! MY PEET! WOOK!