Random convo on the way home from the grocery store (where I’m pretty sure I saw Fantasia Barrino.)
Emma: I’ve got wots of moves Momma.
Me: You do?
Emma: Yep, I’ll show you when we get home. I’ve got wots of kah-wat-ee moves but I don’t know how to beat a mummy….you know, they have special pah-wahs….
I know how to beat a MOMMY, toss a chocolate bar into a padded cell and lock the door after she dive rolls into the room.