My best friend, Sister Wife, aka Crunchy Yogurt Organic Whole Grain Momma, decided to be a real smart aleck during our tailgating party on Saturday and pour Coke in my baby’s bottle. I realize I’ve wooed myself into her children’s good graces via Cheetos, slushies and the occasional Fruit Roll-Up I pack in Aubrey’s lunch box for Sister Wife’s son, but this was extreme. Especially for someone who only buys organic milk.
Don’t worry. Sister Wife’s baby, who has been off the bottle for months (what a quitter, no bottle at 18 months. PSHAW I say to you!) was toting her veddy own Coke bottle faster than you could say, “Silver amalgam fillings.”