Sadie can open the refrigerator now. It is super annoying.
I am my mother. “Close the door! Are you trying to cool the whole flippin’ HOUSE?”
Apparently, Sadie was put off by my constant nagging/mothering and decided to send me a little message– Dexter-Style. I opened the fridge last night and had a mini-heart attack when I saw this.
Touche, Sadie. Touche.
(Please ignore the spilled and dried Diet Caffeine Free Dr Pepper hanging out in the corner. I’ll clean it up eventually.)
Thanks to everyone who is voting for me on Circle of Moms Top 25 Funniest Moms! I’m in the top 7 but, Y’ALL these people are FOR REAL. Moms are climbing over each other’s heads and acting like it’s 1984 and there is only one Cabbage Patch Kid doll left. Go VOTE! It’s only ONE click- you don’t even have to enter your email address! You can vote once a day until March 28th! (If you post the link as your FB status I’ll give you my first born child… or the second. The third, as established above, is pretty scary and not housebroken yet, so I’ll keep her for now. But you can have your pick of the other two.)