When I asked her tonight if she wanted to go to bed she said, “NO Wobin, I’m not weady yet.”
When I tried to put her down for a nap yesterday she said, “I not get in my bed. I wanna go in da wibbin woom.” (Living room.)
When she pointed to a mole on my leg tonight and asked me, “What’s dat Momma?”
I said, “A mole.”
She pretended to gag.
I almost peed my pants.
Tonight, I was brushing her teeth and as soon as I put her Elmo toothbrush in her mouth she grimaced. “Ewwww, dat toofpaste tastes wike poo-poo.”
I didn’t almost pee my pants.
What’s the last thing one of your kids said that made you remember you could use a bladder tack?