I reached for the box and upon discovering it was empty, showed Emma by shaking it upside down.
Me: It’s all gone.
Emma: Oh! Yeah! I porgot. I snooked in here and ated all of dat the udder day.
Me: You snooked?
There you go, people of the world. Snooked.
(And the Dora Band-aid was for some perceived injury or scratch that I couldn’t see. It lasted approximately 34 seconds.)
What’s the last word one of your kids made up?