One of my very favorite things to do is listen to my girls talk to each other when they don’t know I’m listening. You might call it eavesdropping, but really I was cooking dinner (I’m posting that recipe later cuz it was AMAZING) and they were sitting at the kitchen table talking and playing.
Emma (5) was playing on my iPhone. “Hey Aubwey, you wanna see Justin Beaver?”
Aubrey (7) didn’t even look up from her drawing, “Yeah, sure. I just drew him under a rainbow, with girl hair and a unicorn.”
I stifled a laugh so hard that it physically hurt when I snorted.
Aubrey looked up at me. “You wanna see it?”
Do. I. Ever.
“The Dumb Justin”
“I hate me”
Aubrey went on to tell me that her best friend told her that The Beaver is in jail because, “He was drunk in the car.” I’m pretty sure she has no idea what drunk even means.
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.