My kids are officially the last ones to be picked up from school almost every day. I have maxed out on carpool drama. Folks need to learn how to wait in line. Then teach their kids how to do it. Just sayin’.
Today as we were speeding out the door I yelled at Sadie, “Get some clothes on! We’ve got to hurry!”
Sadie, who prefers as do all of my children, to wander around the house nekkid, grabbed a sundress and pulled it over her head. We jumped in the car and before buckling herself in her seat (which, PRAISE THE LORD, she can now do herself) she took OFF the sundress– that she had been wearing approximately 37 seconds. Sadie proceeded to buckle herself into her carseat, in nothing but her panties.
Picture me– not caring.
We zipped through the deserted line and picked Aubrey up. We were heading home when I yielded at a green light before turning left.
Sadie: GOOOOOOO MOMMA!!!! GOOOOO!
Me: Hush you don’t know what you are talking about.
Me: I DO NOT TAKE DRIVING ADVICE FROM NEKKID PEOPLE IN FIVE-POINT HARNESSES! Zip it. I’ve got this.