Sadie Says - Part 2

Escandalo a la Restaurante Mexicana

Jun 132012

I wish you could hear me say that out loud. I could video myself and youtube it, but damn ya’ll– I said Yes to VBS this week so I’m saying No to everything else. Yesterday was our first day of VBS– where I worked UNMEDICATED (slightly medicated but not tranquilized) for four hours. Emma and Sadie lost their minds every time they saw me and I basically carried around 80 pounds of somebody else’s weight all day. It could have been a total suckfest for me. But then one of my favorite people on the planet who I haven’t seen [Read more...]

Sadie Said: Are You Getting Married?

Sadie Plum, Sadie Says

May 182012

A few nights ago as I was tucking Sadie into bed she began fiddling with my wedding rings. Sadie: What’s dat Momma? Me: Those are my wedding rings. Sadie: Whats dat one? Me: This one is my wedding ring and this is my engagement ring. (neither of which I had when we got married cuz we was po.) Sadie gasped and her eyes lit up, “ARE YOU GONNA GET MARRIED?!” I snorted with laughter. Me: I AM married. To your daddy. Sadie: YOU GONNA GET MARRIED AND BE PWEGNANT?! Me: Do you even know what that means? Sadie: you gonna [Read more...]

That Booger Tastes JUST Right

Sadie Plum, Sadie Says

Nov 282011

Last week my mother (Shuggie to her grandbabies) was tucking my three-year-old into the bed. As they settled in the sheets, Sadie asked, “Want me to tewl yew da stowy of da beahs or da pigs?” “Tell me about the bears!” Shuggie said. Sadie began telling her version of The Three Bears. I’m sure there were lots of gasps and raised eyebrows as Sadie spun her tale. Then she got to the good part, “And den she ate dat baby beahs powidge and it was so good it was jest wight…” Sadie pinched her thumb and forefinger together as if [Read more...]

Sadie Said: Because I’m The Mom

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Sep 082011

Yes. She. Did. My two-year-old who fancies herself “Mom” to hordes (droves? flocks? herds?) of baby dolls, just threw the Mom Card in. My Face. It all started after she gave her doll a “bath” then wanted to put lotion on her. I spent twenty minutes trying to explain to her why she couldn’t put baby lotion on a doll. Sadie: Huh NEEDS it. Me: No HUH doesn’t. Her skin can’t absorb it. She doesn’t EVEN HAVE skin, Sadie. Sadie: YES HUH DOES. Me: Here put some lotion on SADIE. (Refrains from saying, “She puts the lotion on her skin.” [Read more...]

Honey Baby

Sadie Plum, Sadie Says

Jul 272011

I was sitting on the bed checking my email on my iPhone when Sadie, my two-year-old, grabbed the comforter with both hands and pulled herself up beside me. “MOH-MA, you be da baby.” She ordered. Sadie likes to make me be “her baby.” She makes me Pretend Food, kisses Pretend Boo-Boos and makes me go Pretend Potty. She says things like, “OH! Honey BABEE! Whassa matter? Oh shhh-shhh-shhh! Eeet’s okay!” (Which makes me feel great about my parenting skills.) Then she says things like, “IF YOU DON’T EAT DIS DINNUR WIGHT NOW YOU IS IN BIG TWOUBLE!” (Which makes [Read more...]

Sadie Sings: (Brace yourselves) My Ding-A-Ling

Sadie Says, Uncategorized, video clips

Jul 062011

Can someone PUH-LEEZE tell me how I ended up with three daughters and yet STILL we have to discusses male parts on an almost weekly basis? It is, pardon the pun, nuts. Zeb was out of town a few nights last week and every night when I put Sadie to bed she asked me to sing, “Da Ding-A-Wing song.” And I was all, “Whaaaaaaaa?” So when Zeb came home, I was about to put Sadie to bed and I called him into the room and said, “What is she talking about? What is the Ding-A-Wing song?” Zeb laughed. “You don’t [Read more...]

Sadie Said: ‘TOP WOOKIN’ AT ME!

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Jun 112011

We are on vacation. My kids are in overdrive. This afternoon Aubrey and Emma screamed, “STOP LOOKING AT ME!” 467 times. Each. At the grocery store, at the pool, in the car. Emma even yelled it once in her sleep. She passed out in the car on the way to the store and apparently the burning weight of her sister’s gaze was enough to wake her and she screamed, “STOP LOOKING AT ME AUUUUUBREY!!” I whittled away at all of their evening plans until all they had left to do was eat dinner and go to bed. No fun after [Read more...]