Spellcheck obviously hasn’t ever been to my house because that is totally a word. It defines life here in the O’Bryant household. I have specific examples all from yesterday, keep in mind these are ONLY the ones I had the energy to document.
Who puts half a teaspoon of ketchup back in the refrigerator?
Someone ridiculous. Someone with the last name O’Bryant.
Who eats a banana like it’s corn on the cob?
I say “O!” You say, “Bryant!”
Who tries to tell you she had a great nap even though you HEARD her scuttling around the entire time she was supposed to be sleeping AND after you’ve walked into your pantry to find THIS?
I’ll give you *three guesses.
*Not coincidentally the number of children I have.