Emma (3) had to go to timeout for whacking Aubrey(5) in the face with a Barbie doll.
3 minutes later:
Me: Emma come apologize to your sister.
Emma: I’m sor-reeee, Sissy.
Aubrey scowled at Emma.
Me: WHAT do you say Aubrey?
Aubrey: I forgive you Emma! (said in her I’m still mad voice.)
Emma: Well, I porgibe you too, Sissy.
Aubrey: No, I forgive you!
Emma: I PORGIBE YOU TOO!
Aubrey: NOOOOO!! I FORGIVE YOU!!!! YOU DON’T FORGIVE ME!
Emma: Well, I porgibe you, antyway.
For. The. Love. Make it stop.