Wow, it’s been awhile since I blogged about something Emma destroyed. She’s sort of passed the torch to Sadie, who takes her job very seriously.
But today, it was Emma who had my iPhone in its BRAND NEW Otterbox Defender case (which I just bought on amazon.com to replace my knock off Otterbox which Sadie destroyed after a few weeks.) My phone rang as I worked in the kitchen and I came into the den to hunt my phone down.
Emma: He-uh Momma, he-us is yah phone.
I picked up my phone, answered it, then pulled it away from my ear to see what was so sticky… that’d be Emma’s GUM which she had stuck in the speaker hole like it was the underside of a table at Waffle House.
I was able to remove most of the gum, but I really do think that all companies that advertise anything as indestructible should have to pass the Emma test first, just sayin’.
What’ve your kids destroyed?