I was getting ready to take Aubrey and Emma to a wedding. Sadie was in the bathtub while I got dressed.
Sadie: But Momma… Who will keep us??
Me: Daddy is staying here with you. Y’all are going to make popcorn and watch a movie.
I walked out of the room to grab my shoes as she yelled, “BUT WHO WILL YOU MARRY????”
Me: It’s not MY wedding you doof!
I thought you might need a giggle tonight. I did.